From: Spike Dwaggin <dwagginspike117@yahoo.com.ph>
Subject: YOUR LIFE IS IN DANGER
Date: June 5, 2012 1:52:19 AM CST
To: undisclosed recipients: ;
wrote:As I sit here sipping a martini it is my regretful duty to inform you that you have been selected for assassination.
I am a professional assassin (I enclose my certificate of assassination as proof) and SMERSH have contracted me to assassinate you and have specifically paid extra for a particularly nasty death which makes it look like you died in a particularly bizarre sex game gone wrong; I had already bought the shire horse stallion (he's called Henry - picture attached), the lard and the dragon dildo (from Bad Dragon of course, I only use the very best tools) when I found out that you are innocent of the accuse, so I make out this time to contact you. Unfortunately international crime syndicates won't admit to mistakes and cancel the hit so I will be forced to carry out the assassination on you. Sorry about that old chap but rules are rules.
There is an option for me to help you in other for you to know who had paid SMERSH for your DEATH and don't forget my men had been monitoring you for the past few days and daily record of your activities is been sent to me but I have refuse to order your DEATH.
Get back to me if you value your LIFE with all due speed or else I regret I will have to carry out my original contract to assassinate you and although he is quite charming for a horse I don't think Henry is the most sensitive of lovers.
Toodle Pip!
Dai Teatime
International Assassin
This bastard also sends some rather gory pictures along with his second or third mail in the script.
